dantescandlestick:

alexaloraetheris:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,

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mindfulwrath:

corporateaccount:

turns on aim assist and its just a guy pointing at the enemies going “there! there! shoot those guys!”

turns on aim assist and a better gamer materializes in my house to guide my hands like that scene in ghost

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trueshredguitar:

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

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trueshredguitar:

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

(via janetfraiser)

buffysummers:

Literally no one:
Buffy: 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

headspace-hotel:

gay-pippin:

therealtinymeat:

first post I’ve seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

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things are returning to how they once were

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I haven’t seen hobbit love yet i’m so mad

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gay-pippin:

gay-pippin:

gay-pippin:

gay-pippin:

Tumblr PLEEASE give me the blaze update i will pay to put hobbit love on everyones dash

Trying now hold on

YES GOD BLAZE IT

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cryptcatz:

it makes me SO mad how awful concerts are at being accessible to disabled ppl. im a wheelchair user and i get, what? maybe a handful of shitty seats to pick from? if there even IS handicap seating in the first place. in general the world is so shit at accessibility. they do not care about us

(via today-im-obsessed)

lakemichiganbaby:

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

(via baawri)

dailyflicks:

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.13 — “Blood Ties" (2001)

dustsculptures:

dustsculptures:

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

(via ukulelekatie)